The last straw always comes at the weirdest moments

Ok, anyone not still convinced Bush is an utter tool, please, read on.

My favorite quote:

"'I'm surprised the president deems it wise to spend taxpayer money for his lawyer to write letters to The Onion,' Scott Dikkers, editor in chief, wrote to Mr. Dixton. He suggested the money be used instead for tax breaks for satirists."


Also, in case you weren't convinced that the Bush administration has zero trouble with cognitive dissonance:

"O.K. But just between us, Mr. Duffy, how did they find out about it?"

'Despite the seriousness of the Bush White House, more than one Bush staffer reads The Onion and enjoys it thoroughly,' he said. 'We do have a sense of humor, believe it or not.'"

How...wha? How does that work? "HAHahahaha...whoo....hehe...that's some funny shit. Ok, now, seriously, go sue them, Jenkins." Is that the same sense in which Stalin had a sense of humor? "Your satire of me...it is very amusing. Now you die."