My roommates have gerry-rigged a makeshift antenna out of alligator clips and a fork to watch the Ravens game.
You heard me. A fork.
God bless a house with four guys in it.
Of course, I'm the idiot making comments like, "There's a team called the Texans now?!" Honestly, though, only Texas could have the profound lack of imagination necessary to come up with "Texans" as a new team name. There is no doubt which state GW Bush came from. I can just hear that planning meeting now...
"Sir, we need a new team name."
"Uhhh...how about Cowboys?"
"Cowboys is taken, sir."
"How about the Texas Cowboys?"
"May I suggest a name not cowboy-related, sir?"
"Not cowboy-related?! How will they know we're from Texas?!"
"Well, sir, I suppose we could...heh...just call them 'Texans'..."
"My god...you're...you're a genius!!"
"..."
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hrumph. so you're dissing both potential (but untested in matters of fork antennas) female ingenuity and Texans (specifically Houstonians, in case you didn't realize) who thought it was idiotic many years ago (where HAVE you been?) but had no say in the matter and were also mildly relieved we didn't end up with Stallions (it was seriously an option at one point. can you see the headlines?) all in one post. You are seriously crusin' for a brusin' my friend...
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