See? I told you so.

Children don't make people happy, and neither does money.

"Public surveys measure what makes us happy. Marriage does, pets do, but children don't seem to (despite what we think). Youth and old age are the happiest times. Money does not add much to happiness; in Britain, incomes have trebled since 1950, but happiness has not increased at all. The happiness of lottery winners returns to former levels within a year. People disabled in an accident are likely to become almost as happy again. For happiness levels are probably genetic: identical twins are usually equally bubbly or grumpy."

You hear that people?! Children don't induce happiness! Your genes are telling you to reproduce because of their own selfish fucking desires! They don't give a shit about you except insofar as you help them propagate!

I've been saying this for years. Don't blow your money on annoying and ungrateful children. Spend it on yourself. Enjoy your life. Tell your genes to kiss your evolutionarily designed ass.