Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Umm...

Didn't they already make this, and wasn't it called Jumanji? (Not to be confused with Jewmanji)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Check it out! I dare you!

http://www.sbc.net/knowjesus/theplan.asp

Nick said...

Non sequitur (that's Latin, btw) though it is, I thought I'd reply anyway:

You know, that Jesus guy sounds like a cool guy, and I think a lot more people would be into him if it weren't for people like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and the Southern Baptists. He was a relaxed guy...you know, healing the sick, worrying about the poor...real son of god, messiah type stuff.

He didn't spend so much time worrying about gay people. Never really mentioned them, in fact. You guys seem to worry about that a lot. And you seem to think that vegetarian dinosaurs wandered around the Garden of Eden with Adam and Eve. I mean, really...think about that. Vegetarian dinosaurs? Really? Like velociraptors nibbling happily on tofurkey at a picnic table with two naked people? Can you see how us normal people might get the impression you did too many drugs or something somewhere along the way?