Fuck New York

My state, run by a goddamn braindead member of the cast of Predator, gutted by the fuckers at Enron not five years ago, and faced with air conditioners across the third largest area in the nation fighting temperatures approaching 110, manages to keep all the power on at a peak usage 11% higher than the previous record.

New York, on the other hand, can't even keep the lights on in part of one city in temperatures that aren't even triple digits.

New York sucks. West coast, bitches!

(side note: whose fucking genius idea was it to have next day spot markets for energy?! Why was it such a difficult supply-and-demand calculation to realize that some dumbfuck jackass like Ken Lay would come in and price gouge at the first heat wave forecast?)