Santorum

Aww...Santorum's having trouble being re-elected?

Ask me how bad I feel for him.

Ask me how much of a crock of shit his "I'm a moderate, really!" campaign is.

Ask me if I think he's a hypocrite and a douchebag.

Ask me if, as a founding member of the K-street Project along with his good buddy Tom DeLay, he's one of the most poisonous influences on Capitol Hill.