Why I haven't been posting

...because there's nothing fucking interesting happening. To bring you up to speed:

• Bush is still retarded and the worst president in our nation's history
  
• Cheney is evil and an asshole (I'll leave it to you to figure out how one could be evil and not an asshole)
• The Democrats are depressing, impotent, etc.
• Iraq sucks
• Iran sucks
• Sports are boring
• Microsoft can't make software
• Google is arrogant
• Life has no meaning without Zelda

I think that covers it.