State of the Union: Bored

I didn't really expect anything different, but the State of the Union address is really, really boring. Bush isn't saying anything. So far I've got:

• Terrorism: Bad
• Democracy: Good
• Unrelatedly, Hamas should stop blowing stuff up
• Support our troops
• Strong ecomony: Good
• Government waste: Bad
• Doing something about social security and medicare costs, which constitute over 60% of the budget, might be a good idea.
• We should talk about that. We'll even include the Democrats. At least, you know, in the talking part. Probably not in the doing stuff part though.
• Secure the border
• Expensive healthcare: Bad
• We use oil. God put all the oil underneath mean people. This seems bad.
• Corn is good.
• I had this dream where we had magical cars that ran, not on oil, but on dreams. Wouldn't that be cool?
• Math and Science: Good
• Funding basic science seems like a good idea. Maybe we shouldn't have cut all that research spending. To be fair, we had to make a token effort to make it look like we were paying for the tax cuts.
• Being nice: Good.
• Yay Sandra Day O'Connor.
• Life: Good.
• Ethics: Good.
• Staying in school: Good.
• Rebuilding Gulf Coast: Good.
• HIV: Bad.
• Americans: Good.

The only really controversial things he's said are:

• Immigrants: necessary
• The tax cuts that we made temporary so that it wouldn't explode budget estimates should (surprise!) be made permanent
• We will cut the deficit in half by 2009. Somehow. We didn't tell you before, but we have a magic powder that will do this that we got from a pixie.
• We're helping the poor and sick. No, really, I swear. Just don't ask me for evidence of it.
• Your doctor's bill and prescriptions are expensive because your doctor gets sued a lot.
• Teenagers are having fewer abortions because we told them not to have sex.
• People spend a lot of time worrying about courts that don't tell gay people God hates them.
• 'Member how I put two new members on the Supreme Court? That was cool.
• I like my wife. You should let her do stuff.
• Church groups who have never dealt with AIDS education seem the best people to deal with the problem, don't you think? They seem to have a firm grasp on reality, I've found.
• I'm like MLK.

Curious to see if the rebuttal will say anything more substantial. If I had to guess, I'd go with "no."