Saturday, June 17, 2006

Brain...dying...

I tried to watch a few minutes of Access Hollywood today. Not really on purpose...I just kinda left the tv on, and it appeared.

They started talking about the supposed tiffs between Avril Lavigne and Hillary Duff, Martha Stewart and Donald Trump (who is, incidentally, a fucking useless, petty dick), etc. I was on my computer at the time, not even fully listening to it. And I could feel myself getting dumber. I mean _viscerally_...like, I could almost hear the brain cells screaming and then imploding.


"Today, Marth Stewart responded to Donald..." *BAM!!!*
"But yesterday, Avril fired back at..." AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!....*thwap!*

I quickly found Apocalypse Now Redux on Bravo, and I'm pretty sure my entire body relaxed. Don't ask me why watching about a homicidal maniac in the middle of a horrific war is more soothing, but it is.

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