The pinnacle of totally wrong, utterly nerdy humor

You have no idea how much I hate myself for finding funny this comment at Slashdot on the story of how Jim Gray, one of CS's great luminaries, is missing after going on a solo sailing expedition:

Hm...

(Score:5, Funny)

by Cyberax (705495) on Tuesday January 30, @01:41AM (#17810566)

> SELECT loc FROM Locations loc, People p WHERE p.name="Jim Gray" AND p.loc=loc.id

The query returned 0 results.