Saturday, July 14, 2007

If There Were a God... (7/14/07)

If there were a god, she would reserve a special area of torture in hell for the fucktards who go up to gate agents with their 17 children and seem, inexplicably, to be trying to book an entire Carribean vacation on the fly, thus occupying said gate agent for a good 40 minutes shortly before the departure a major flight.

An area of similar suffering should be reserved for the gate agents who allow this and who seem to have the capacity to process ordinary passengers at a blistering rate of one every 15 minutes. How fucking hard is it to enter a name, pick a seat, and enter a "1" in the "number of checked bags" box?! Jesus christ...

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