1:14 PM Man, I can't even imagine my life without these pancakes
Your life must feel so empty right now
Sitting there...no pancakes...
1:15 PM Wondering what the point of going on is...
1:17 PM I'm sure it seems dark right now, but something will show up in your life
1:18 PM Though admittedly I don't know what could fill the emotional void left by not having pancakes...
1:19 PM No one would blame you if you just felt like ending it all
1:20 PM Choosing sweet, sweet release instead of an unending pancake-less agony
1:21 PM I'd take M. No point in taking him down with the sinking ship that is your life.
1:22 PM Look, I'm just trying to help.
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1:28 PM j: hahahahahahahahahaha
finally! it wasn't me who lost my mind in the IM ether
1:30 PM me: If you do decide to, like, slit your wrists, be sure to do it right. Remember: rippy the razor says it's down the block, not across the street. I'm just saying. Would want you to fail at that just like you've failed at everything else...
j: so what the fuck did you want again?
1:32 PM me: You to come to terms with your pancake-less life
1:36 PM Even big girls need to cry sometimes. It's ok, J.
j: yawn stretch
oh are you still here?
1:37 PM me: Even really big girls...
hide
1:38 PM Though sometimes they cry butter.
1:39 PM Which would be ok if you had pancakes.
Which you don't.
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1:48 PM j: HORRIBLE
HORRIBLWE
HORRIBLE
HORRIBLE
HORRIBLE
FUCK YOU
AND YOUR PANCAKES
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