Snack food trucks collide

Tragic deliciousness?

You're doing it too slow!

Remember kids: it's cool to abstain from voting!

When you vote for someone, you're voting for every position they've ever taken. Yeah. Think about it.

Internet porn and you

Sophie can walk

Child who is his own laugh track

Seriously, who laughs like this? :)

RFID and MythBusters

I'm not normally one to get all paranoid about RFID, but the fact that this was effectively censored should scare you at least a little (you only need to watch the first 2 minutes)...

Translating cats

The original:

One proposed translation:

A more likely translation:

Badass old Izuzu commercial

Modern commercials clearly suck.

The most awkward sex talk ever

Wow...this very well might be the most awkward sex talk ever.

It takes a lot to leave me speechless...I think this might have done that though. I'm going to be over here curled up in a fetal position, m'k?

Caution: more doggie porn

Dear GOD I am so easily amused. Midnight on a Friday night and this is what I've sunk to.

You have to admit though...whoever came up with the concept after observing that in the neighbor's garden deserves an emmy.

Proof-positive there is too much sex in music videos

Tiddy Bear!

Heh...hehehe...hehehehehehe...Tiddy Bear...hehe...

I Google myself

This guy almost makes me want to go gay. :-D

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Death Star over San Francisco

Damn. You know, I would have thought I would have noticed the Imperial armada while I was in SF, but I guess not...

Umm, yes please?

*drools, paws at air...*

Ingenious social engineering story from Kevin Mitnick

Genius. Also assholic, but genius.

Goat schadenfreude

I take a sick amount of pleasure in this video. God, how many annoying children have I wanted to do that to?

God bless you, karma goat.

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Cats can be fucking bitches

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Poetry