Onion Point-Counterpoint

God, I do so love Point-Counterpoint. Every so often I forget it, but then I remember again. A few gems:

It Was Then That I Carried You vs. Bullshit, Jesus, Those Are Obviously My Footprints

According To The Economist, NASA Is An Industrial Subsidy In Disguise vs. Oooh, Look At Me, I Read The Economist!

Life Begins At Conception vs. Life Begins At 40!

You The Man vs. No, You The Man

I Will Love You Until The Stars Fall From The Sky vs. Please Stop Calling Me

Sexual Harassment In The Workplace Must Stop vs. I Love The Way Your Tits Bounce When You Type

Darling, I Will Give You The Moon And The Stars vs. Giving Me The Moon And Stars Would Have Disastrous Effects On Our Galaxy

It's All About The Benjamins vs. Actually, The Benjamins Are Only A Small Part Of A Larger Set of Concerns

No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?

U.S. Out Of My Uterus vs. We Must Deploy Troops To Jessica Linden's Uterus Immediately