Sunday, November 18, 2007

Giuliani

Fyi, Giuliani is a giant douchenozzle. Not as obviously a douchenozzle as GW, but a douchenozzle nonetheless. Besides, as Biden so eloquently pointed out, not being able to say anything that isn't of the form, "noun + verb + 9/11," he is nepotistic, short-sighted asshole. And apparently only European tv is willing to say so.

What depresses me most is that the following is going to happen: Hilary is going to win the Democratic nomination, and Giuliani is going to win the Republican nomination. A combination of a well-organized Republican attack machine and Hilary's simultaneous ability to shoot herself in the foot and alienate everybody is going to allow Giuliani to win. And once he gets in the White House, he'll be the same douchenozzle he is today, and the people who voted for him will act surprised. Just like they did when GW turned out to be such a monumentally incompetent asshole.

So...fuck Giuliani and fuck Hilary, in that order. I'll be over here trying to figure out a way to monetize the kind of stupidity that gets these people elected.

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