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Trying to find alternative uses for the terms "supple," "pert," and "seminiferous" since 2004

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Succinct and totally accurate job descriptions

1. Read things that don’t matter, then write papers saying they do matter, for points that don’t matter, in order to get a job doing something totally unrelated: Student
Posted by Nick at 11:30 PM
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