The financial industry is collapsing, the stock market is tanking, and this is what the Senate does with its time?
For fuck's sake...
Friday, September 26, 2008
Jack Thompson: disbarred
Aaaannnnddddd WHEEEEEE!
He's dead! He's dead! Okay, he's not dead, but his dumb ass is disbarred.
And I love that he immediately tried to file an appeal. And the Supreme Court said, "Hey! Jackass! You're not a lawyer any more, remember?"
He's dead! He's dead! Okay, he's not dead, but his dumb ass is disbarred.
And I love that he immediately tried to file an appeal. And the Supreme Court said, "Hey! Jackass! You're not a lawyer any more, remember?"
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
In which I torture those I care most about
me: Oh man...these are some good pancakes...
1:14 PM Man, I can't even imagine my life without these pancakes
Your life must feel so empty right now
Sitting there...no pancakes...
1:15 PM Wondering what the point of going on is...
1:17 PM I'm sure it seems dark right now, but something will show up in your life
1:18 PM Though admittedly I don't know what could fill the emotional void left by not having pancakes...
1:19 PM No one would blame you if you just felt like ending it all
1:20 PM Choosing sweet, sweet release instead of an unending pancake-less agony
1:21 PM I'd take M. No point in taking him down with the sinking ship that is your life.
1:22 PM Look, I'm just trying to help.
| 5 minutes |
1:28 PM j: hahahahahahahahahaha
finally! it wasn't me who lost my mind in the IM ether
1:30 PM me: If you do decide to, like, slit your wrists, be sure to do it right. Remember: rippy the razor says it's down the block, not across the street. I'm just saying. Would want you to fail at that just like you've failed at everything else...
j: so what the fuck did you want again?
1:32 PM me: You to come to terms with your pancake-less life
1:36 PM Even big girls need to cry sometimes. It's ok, J.
j: yawn stretch
oh are you still here?
1:37 PM me: Even really big girls...
hide
1:38 PM Though sometimes they cry butter.
1:39 PM Which would be ok if you had pancakes.
Which you don't.
| 8 minutes |
1:48 PM j: HORRIBLE
HORRIBLWE
HORRIBLE
HORRIBLE
HORRIBLE
FUCK YOU
AND YOUR PANCAKES
Friday, September 12, 2008
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Today in "Private conversations made public for your amusement"
K: it really scares me that sarah palin doesn't support abortion even in the case of incest or rape
N: hi, have you met the republican party?
K: still
K: incest I get ... clearly she likes her kids severly retarded
N: hehehehe
K: but rape?
N: you're awesome. Have I mentioned that recently?
K: no
K: thanks
Monday, September 01, 2008
Vegan condoms
I gotta admit I find the idea of an animal suffering so that I can fuck but not reproduce strangely poetic.
Hide the children!
For the love of god, hide the children and then save yourselves! The Crypt-keeper has been working out and got a blonde wig!!!
(I know...I'm a terrible person. But seriously, look at her arms! Her _arms_! Those are old lady arms. For the love of god, age gracefully, woman! Also, do you think there was a metallic creaking when she opened her legs like that?)
(I know...I'm a terrible person. But seriously, look at her arms! Her _arms_! Those are old lady arms. For the love of god, age gracefully, woman! Also, do you think there was a metallic creaking when she opened her legs like that?)
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