Hyperbole gone wrong

Is it me, or it is absurdly hyperbolic to title this article the, "Most Creative Sex Positions Ever!!!" I mean...really? Knees up on the edge of the kitchen counter is one of them. I really don't think it takes all _that_ much creativity to come up with that one. Next they'll be suggesting the lady be on top, and surely then their readers will be "ovuh-come with the vay-pahs"...

For fuck's sake (literally?) even Wikipedia can come up with something weirder. Cosmo, you're not even trying any more...

Louis Theroux and the Brothel

I found this absolutely fascinating. Louis Theroux (whom apparently I should know but didn't) spends several weeks in the Crazy Horse brothel before it opens, getting to know the girls, seeing what life there is like, etc. (Obviously nsfw)

I don't know why I find it so fascinating. I mean, yeah, sex, titillation, etc. But the social dynamic is just so...unique. It's like a normal relationship viewed through a funhouse mirror.

(you can find the rest of the series in Related Videos)


Similarly, "Pleasure For Sale" is a Sundance award-winning documentary on some of the same stuff.

Clown Porn

So wrong, and yet, so right...

8. Sweeping up the wet spot: It’s like the old sweeping up the shrinking spotlight bit, but with the wet spot.

9. Confetti money shot: He pulls out and shoots confetti all over the female clown.

10. Seltzer money shot: He pulls out and is going to skeet on her face, but instead it is a huge torrent of seltzer water. Lots of it. And just when it seems like there is no more left, and she begins to rub it all over herself, another huge torrent, larger than the first blasts her.

11. More honking: All intercourse will have honking on the in-stroke.

12. Slide whistle: Some how this seems like a good sound effect for an anal scene, but could be good for another blow job scene too. Whooooeeeep. Wheeeeoooop. Whooooeeeep. Wheeeeoooop.

Flying Penis Disrupts Russian Meeting

Okay, that's _definitely_ not something you see every day...

AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I bet you thought there was no such thing as a partially completed surgery. Apparently, in China, you're wrong.

*clutches knees, rocks back and forth in corner, whimpering...*

Disturbing sex toys

I mean, whatever...you're into what you're into. But...but...really? Really?!

What's it gonna be?

Making babies is complicated (nsfw)

You know? It's probably just that it's 2 in the morning and I'm in a weird mood, but this amused me as much as it left me feeling really, really strange. (click to view it so you can actually see it)

I think the schooner is my favorite part.

Tickle Me Harder

Shakethatbear.com (very nsfw)

I...wow.

Wow.

Vindication that if you can think it up, there's a porn of it somewhere on the internet? I'm honestly having trouble thinking up something that would be more wrong than that video...

Fine. You want a post? Have a wardrobe malfunction.

...and I do mean a wardrobe malfunction. (nsfw)

(blatently stolen from mrsmalkav)

Wang! (nsfw)

If There Were a God... (11/25/07)

...he would have struck this man down with a bolt of lightening long, long ago. *shudder* (nsfw)

Whatever you do, _don't_ watch the video clips. I didn't. And I know if I did, my brain would break. The pictures were bad enough.

As the article says:

Not to be all “Think of the children!” — but seriously, think of the children.

Soul-killing sexual positions for the lonely and loveless

That...that ain't right. (more conceptually NSFW than anything else)

WetRiffs (nsfw)

I'm really kind of disturbed that not only did this happen, but very shortly after that, this happened.

Also, from the pics:

1. Brenda's nipples could kill someone!
2. If you go to Demele's webcomic site and read the FAQ, she's _17_. I feel...dirty. Having seen this pic yesterday of what I can only assume is a _very_ young Jodie Foster doesn't help things much.
   

Arse Elektronika (nsfw)

*twitch*...

"The latest adult industry "'pr0nnovations" will be on display in San Francisco this weekend at Arse Elektronika, a three-day expo featuring sex machines, brainy talks and weird performances (including the Electric Orifice Orchestra, in which "extravagantly dressed performers use live biofeedback from muscular interior walls of their bodies to create a multimedia interactive show")."

If There Were a God... (10/4/07)

If there were a God, he would not allow pictures of dragons having sex with cars to exist anywhere. Ever. (nsfw)

Moan my IP address

A horrifying, unnecessary collision of technology and sex...(nsfw)

If There Were a God... (8/6/07)

If there were a god, there would be certain places sexual role playing would not be allowed to go (at least when there's documentation of it), and this is definitely one of them (nsfw).

My bare lady

I...have no idea what to say. Except, don't open this at work.