Conversations I have never had with myself include

"Should I have sex with this guy even though I'm a lesbian?"

Perhaps the most entertaining part of this is the comment by "Gwenwhyvar":

"Well, how's this for the reverse side: I'm straight, but I have had sex with women before. It's something I fantasize about sometimes and find kind of hot... ok VERY hot. But, I have no interest in a relationship with women and I don't normally find women attractive- as in walking down the street taking a glance and thinking, yeah, I'd fuck her. But, put a naked woman in front of me who I know wants to have sex and I find that very attractive."

Sweetheart? Could you, umm, run your definition of "straight" by me again? I thought I understood the concept, but clearly I don't given the whole you're-straight-but-you-fantasize-about-having-sex-with-women thing.