To Catch a Dateline Producer

Quoth Nelson: "Ha ha!"

Oh Dateline...I strongly suggest you stick to capturing _stupid_ people doing illegal things on camera. Taking on people who are a) smarter than you, and b) could totally fuck up any part of your life available somewhere through the Internet (which is pretty much all of it, at this point), is just not the best of ideas.

There's a reason that the people I know who attend Black Hat don't bring _anything_ electronic with them...