Today's Daily Douchebag is a first: non-political, and awarded posthumously. Yup, today's Daily Douchebag goes to the great Leona Helmsley, a waste of genetic material if there ever was one. What has the decaying corpse done to deserve such an honor (to be fair, I think most people referred to her that way when she was alive)? Well, she cut out two of her four grandchildren from her will. Not all...just two. Half. But that's not even the worst of it. What's worse than leaving some of your vast fortune to only half of your grandchildren? Why, leaving $12 million to your Maltese rodent of a dog, of course!
Man, what a bitch.
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Not only that, but she left more for her dog ($12m) than for either her brother ($10m), whom she left in charge of the dog, or the two grandchildren she liked enough to not disinherit ($5m each).
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