Your daily douchebag (8/27/07)

A Daily Douchebag and, frankly, a, "wow...did they really just ...? ....wow." to Coral Ridge Ministries. Bravely venturing forth on journalistic fronts other "reputable" and "actual" and "not completely batshit insane" news organizations have feared to explore, Coral Ridge has apparently blown the top off the whole Hitler-Darwin connection.

How do we know it's good journalism? Because Ann Coulter says so, of course.

“I never knew about the link between Darwin and Hitler until after reading Richard Weikart’s book,” said Coulter, a popular conservative columnist and a featured expert on the new Coral Ridge Hour documentary, Darwin’s Deadly Legacy, which airs August 25 and 26. Hitler, she said, “was applying Darwinism. He thought the Aryans were the fittest and he was just hurrying natural selection along.”

But for the most eloquent exploration, we look to Dr. D. James Kennedy, PhD (from NYU, his biography claims, but doesn't say in what...somehow I'm guessing it's not history of science. Or history. Or anything that might involve facts.). Sayeth Dr. Kennedy:

“To put it simply, no Darwin, no Hitler,” said Dr. Kennedy, the host of Darwin’s Deadly Legacy.

Kennedy angry! Kennedy smash! No Darwin! No Hitler! Kennedy want cookie!...