Yes, this is dead.

Just to make it official, I don't think I'll be posting here any more. Email management has evolved sufficiently that I can spam my friends with the links I think will entertain them, and, well, I'm just not in the mood for this any more. Thanks for reading!

Snack food trucks collide

Tragic deliciousness?

You're doing it too slow!

Krugman wins Nobel

Sadly, I'm way more excited about Krugman winning the Nobel than I ever have about any sports team winning anything. I've long been a fan of Krugman, read his blog, recommended him to people, etc. And best of all, he drives the Right nuts. :)

Remember kids: it's cool to abstain from voting!

When you vote for someone, you're voting for every position they've ever taken. Yeah. Think about it.

You can even hire accomplices on Craigslist!

Well color me fucking impressed.

The solution to all our problems: Copyright Czar!

The financial industry is collapsing, the stock market is tanking, and this is what the Senate does with its time?

For fuck's sake...

Jack Thompson: disbarred

Aaaannnnddddd WHEEEEEE!

He's dead! He's dead! Okay, he's not dead, but his dumb ass is disbarred.

And I love that he immediately tried to file an appeal. And the Supreme Court said, "Hey! Jackass! You're not a lawyer any more, remember?"

Tastes like human!

I...umm...wow. I just...no...no, I don't think so.

"Thanks" to G.

Internet porn and you

In which I torture those I care most about

me: Oh man...these are some good pancakes...

1:14 PM Man, I can't even imagine my life without these pancakes

Your life must feel so empty right now

Sitting there...no pancakes...

1:15 PM Wondering what the point of going on is...

1:17 PM I'm sure it seems dark right now, but something will show up in your life

1:18 PM Though admittedly I don't know what could fill the emotional void left by not having pancakes...

1:19 PM No one would blame you if you just felt like ending it all

1:20 PM Choosing sweet, sweet release instead of an unending pancake-less agony

1:21 PM I'd take M. No point in taking him down with the sinking ship that is your life.

1:22 PM Look, I'm just trying to help.

5 minutes

1:28 PM j: hahahahahahahahahaha

finally! it wasn't me who lost my mind in the IM ether

1:30 PM me: If you do decide to, like, slit your wrists, be sure to do it right. Remember: rippy the razor says it's down the block, not across the street. I'm just saying. Would want you to fail at that just like you've failed at everything else...

j: so what the fuck did you want again?

1:32 PM me: You to come to terms with your pancake-less life

1:36 PM Even big girls need to cry sometimes. It's ok, J.

j: yawn stretch

oh are you still here?

1:37 PM me: Even really big girls...

hide

1:38 PM Though sometimes they cry butter.

1:39 PM Which would be ok if you had pancakes.

Which you don't.

8 minutes

1:48 PM j: HORRIBLE

HORRIBLWE

HORRIBLE

HORRIBLE

HORRIBLE

FUCK YOU

AND YOUR PANCAKES

Sophie can walk

Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the earth yet?

Find out at http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/!

Things to say during sex

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(thanks to J)

Pikagina!

Today in "Private conversations made public for your amusement"

K: it really scares me that sarah palin doesn't support abortion even in the case of incest or rape
N: hi, have you met the republican party?
K: still
K: incest I get ... clearly she likes her kids severly retarded
N: hehehehe
K: but rape?
N: you're awesome. Have I mentioned that recently?
K: no
K: thanks

Vegan condoms

I gotta admit I find the idea of an animal suffering so that I can fuck but not reproduce strangely poetic.

Hide the children!

For the love of god, hide the children and then save yourselves! The Crypt-keeper has been working out and got a blonde wig!!!

(I know...I'm a terrible person. But seriously, look at her arms! Her _arms_! Those are old lady arms. For the love of god, age gracefully, woman! Also, do you think there was a metallic creaking when she opened her legs like that?)

Child who is his own laugh track

Seriously, who laughs like this? :)

Today in 'GodDAMN are people ever fucked up!'

Here, and here.

Don't I just brighten your days?